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My mom often gets words confused with eachother.

Once when trying to reference Van Helsing (the vampire slayer), she says, "Hey, have you seen the new movie where Van halen kills vampires?"

Another time, she was trying to tell my then girlfriend (now wife) that she had carte blanche to stay over whenever she liked. She ended up telling her she had "a la carte". I suppose she was allowed to order off the menu?

Today she shouts on the phone, "How the hell am I supposed to know exactly what these people want, do they think I have ESPN or something???"

Classic.

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